1 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,904 TOURS AT THE VATICAN 2 00:00:23,181 --> 00:00:27,511 Translation and adaptation: Florin the carpenter 3 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:32,948 Editor: Potter Dana 4 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:38,123 Synchronization: Masterblaster Team 5 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,343 The Pope is dead! 6 00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:55,584 - Hello, Giuseppe! - Hello, Paolo! Hi Dave! 7 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,026 Why don't you have a friend? 8 00:03:01,153 --> 00:03:04,946 I told him once, Paolo. Because the priests are not allowed. 9 00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:07,894 Why did you become a priest? father Albinizi? 10 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:11,412 Because I love God. Now give me that key! 11 00:03:18,427 --> 00:03:22,266 - Well done! - But does He love you? 12 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:26,564 Of course, Paolo. God loves everyone. 13 00:03:28,387 --> 00:03:32,187 Universal key, please. Thank you. 14 00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:38,095 Now, beware, orphans! I have news for you. 15 00:03:39,201 --> 00:03:42,357 Today at 10:00 in the morning, our father spiritual, His Holiness, the Pope, 16 00:03:42,769 --> 00:03:47,629 the one who according to my notes decides who goes to Heaven or Hell, a... 17 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:00,112 Don't put it in gear! No... leave the shifter! 18 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:03,287 What are you doing, Paolo? 19 00:04:05,638 --> 00:04:06,977 Father Albinizi, 20 00:04:07,472 --> 00:04:10,053 if you weren't so busy with that dirty car 21 00:04:10,721 --> 00:04:13,682 you might have heard the bell for our deceased father. 22 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,002 before resuming choir class, And I suggest you sit on your knees 23 00:04:18,503 --> 00:04:20,634 And pray for his soul. 24 00:04:40,787 --> 00:04:44,252 The Pope died. That's it the big news in Rome. 25 00:04:44,687 --> 00:04:49,089 we'll see him buried Live on CNN, after this news. 26 00:04:51,548 --> 00:04:52,813 Jerry, the point is, you'll have to let's get them out of Shea Stadium. 27 00:04:54,023 --> 00:04:55,432 Didn't you hear the news? 28 00:04:56,482 --> 00:04:58,177 No, Jerry, he's not tired. He's dead. 29 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:00,130 Yes, dead. DEAD. 30 00:05:02,661 --> 00:05:04,454 We still don't have a new Pope. 31 00:05:05,574 --> 00:05:07,935 Jerry, I can't send someone in a white robe. 32 00:05:08,903 --> 00:05:10,223 Yes, it must be chosen. 33 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:13,998 One moment, please. We have the conclave. 34 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:17,816 It's like a Senate meeting. Trust me Jerry, we have nothing to do. 35 00:05:18,543 --> 00:05:19,198 Good. Bye! 36 00:05:20,476 --> 00:05:23,963 I found this envelope in the Pope's apartment. 37 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:26,263 - ��i is addressed. - To me? 38 00:05:58,537 --> 00:06:01,374 I didn't think you would live this day. 39 00:06:06,478 --> 00:06:08,781 God bless you, son 40 00:06:13,771 --> 00:06:15,477 After almost 25 days of warm weather in Rome, 41 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:19,507 The College of Cardinals is still closed in the Sistine Chapel. 42 00:06:20,355 --> 00:06:23,383 As you can see, the traditional black smoke... 43 00:06:24,912 --> 00:06:28,573 The smoke is black, Harry. It's been black for 25 days. 44 00:06:29,897 --> 00:06:32,794 There it is, the black smoke. Who will be the Pope? 45 00:06:33,466 --> 00:06:35,901 It's tension, it's emotions And we will find out soon. 46 00:06:43,754 --> 00:06:49,458 This church does not need it only by a man who looks holy, 47 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,930 but who knows how to smile easily. 48 00:06:53,617 --> 00:07:01,217 That is why Cardinal Mancini get my vote. 49 00:07:03,961 --> 00:07:05,891 You are too old to vote! 50 00:07:07,190 --> 00:07:08,757 In any case, Mancini could not he was worried about the temperature alone. 51 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:14,474 - We want Kandinsky. - Kandinsky is not handsome enough. 52 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,399 What do you mean, beautiful? What does it have to do with it? 53 00:07:19,086 --> 00:07:22,965 It's too fat. We need a Pope who cares about health. 54 00:07:23,889 --> 00:07:27,386 - I have to make a phone call. - It's bullshit! 55 00:07:29,038 --> 00:07:31,483 Please don't use it like this of words, Cardinal! 56 00:07:32,977 --> 00:07:34,948 In this way we will not choose no Pope. 57 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,661 ...not the presenter from some television show. 58 00:07:44,524 --> 00:07:45,548 It wasn't me! 59 00:07:46,252 --> 00:07:51,086 Listen! Mancini was twice on TV Color. 60 00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:03,959 Hello, it's me. Yes, it's going well. 61 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:07,238 All candidates are stupid. There is no favorite. 62 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:10,927 I'll let him torture himself one more day, after which I propose Albini. 63 00:08:11,368 --> 00:08:14,348 Until then they will be so amazed, that they will probably choose a woman. 64 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,146 Listen here! 65 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,274 We are in a serious situation. 66 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:29,030 The conclave never took place so disagree. 67 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:31,848 In this way we will stay here months. 68 00:08:32,575 --> 00:08:35,534 Does anyone know a Cardinal? who is not here today 69 00:08:36,114 --> 00:08:39,770 but which, if it were, would we have chosen him? 70 00:08:40,357 --> 00:08:46,672 - does anyone know such a man? - Yes. There is such a man. 71 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:53,884 A man who knows 20 languages And it is measured in crisis situations. 72 00:08:54,794 --> 00:09:00,376 A handsome guy. 1.80 m, white hair And easy, very photogenic. 73 00:09:01,894 --> 00:09:03,895 It is born. This man was born Pope. 74 00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:07,726 The only reason why he is not here today 75 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:11,954 it's because at this moment... Be careful! 76 00:09:13,771 --> 00:09:20,516 He is in Africa risking his life driving a bus 77 00:09:22,183 --> 00:09:26,704 full of sick young blacks of leprosy. 78 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:29,983 How about this? 79 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:34,272 From a refugee camp infested, 80 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:37,189 to the rescue western doctors 81 00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:44,776 And for a painful reunion with their deceased mothers. 82 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:49,120 He is the man we want on the balcony greeting the faithful 83 00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:51,241 Fluent in Latin? 84 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:58,512 He is the man who says: "Yes, I am the Pope! and no one cares about my church"? 85 00:09:59,569 --> 00:10:03,556 He is the man who will fill you up your empty churches? 86 00:10:09,336 --> 00:10:10,701 I think so. 87 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:21,016 The man I'm talking about is none other than him than Cardinal Albini. 88 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:30,359 If you vote for him, I guarantee you that I will bring him on that balcony until tomorrow at 17:00. 89 00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:33,890 But what about the beautiful lepers? 90 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:39,788 Let's vote! Who is it for? Wonderful! 91 00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:47,829 By unanimous vote, I declare that Albini the Sovereign Pontiff was elected. 92 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,763 - What's his name? - Bees. 93 00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:10,215 - How? - Bees. 94 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,833 - Is it with "e" or "i"? - With "i". 95 00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:17,215 - How? - I said "i"! 96 00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:20,085 I didn't understand. 97 00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:21,925 "i", "z", "i". Albinism. 98 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:48,051 They chose. He is an outsider. 99 00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:49,995 That will thank you betting houses. 100 00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:52,671 Albinism? Who the hell is this? 101 00:11:53,316 --> 00:11:55,251 At dinner, Wednesday, it's good. Anytime. 102 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,050 I'm not a vegetarian. Where did this idea come from? 103 00:11:57,849 --> 00:12:00,058 Prepare a statement. The press will want to take pictures. 104 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:03,187 Check everything on the way. Contact the tailors. 105 00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:05,588 Make sure you have the measurements. What am I talking about? 106 00:12:06,248 --> 00:12:09,006 I have to find him first on Albinizi, wherever it is. 107 00:12:09,737 --> 00:12:11,264 - It's in Africa. - Can we? 108 00:12:12,786 --> 00:12:15,206 Rocco, what's going on? Is the new Pope in Africa? 109 00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,840 When will I see the signature then we clap, okay? 110 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:23,135 - What are you looking for in Africa? - The guy is just a priest. 111 00:12:23,902 --> 00:12:24,636 Keep calm, know the procedure, and we will protect him. 112 00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:29,919 Who do you think finds out? You have confidence in me. It will be fine. 113 00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:31,300 I'm done with the motion, okay? See you later. 114 00:12:34,181 --> 00:12:35,336 It doesn't exist no Cardinal Albinizi. 115 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:41,113 Would you like to? Look to the priests. Maybe it's there by mistake. 116 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,796 Albertini, Albalonez, Albernozi, Albinizi. 117 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,791 CD. Villadorma. 118 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,750 - Monastery of the Sacred Heart? - We're welcome. "C" from Cardinal. 119 00:12:58,203 --> 00:12:59,985 He is the new Pope. 120 00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:27,588 Speedy Gonzales, why don't you go back home? 121 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:32,163 Speedy Gonzales, why don't you go? 122 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,567 Father Albinizi! I have never seen a behavior 123 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:46,457 so barbaric and pagan all my life. 124 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,656 We're just having fun, baby. 125 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:54,240 This is not fun. This is disgusting. 126 00:13:54,849 --> 00:13:56,734 Some moves are sexy... i.e. sexual. 127 00:13:57,148 --> 00:13:59,937 Sexy? dressed like that? 128 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:01,939 Calm down! 129 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:06,406 Your attitude confirms the lack of respect by our order. 130 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,940 I will tell the elder that we don't have any more need you here 131 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:16,615 Mike, please! I didn't want to be sexy. 132 00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:20,733 I tried to show them music, to please their prayers. 133 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,113 They don't have to like it the prayers. 134 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,025 Mother, nobody cares about them besides me... 135 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:30,051 and from you, well not chosen. 136 00:14:30,563 --> 00:14:32,729 I love them as if they were my own. 137 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:37,102 He will forget you quickly. I found a replacement. 138 00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,536 Why doesn't anyone answer never on the phone? 139 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:08,193 Yes! Villadorma 3921. 140 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:12,942 Would you like to? From the Vatican? Yes, I am the state. 141 00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:18,843 Albinism? He's not here, thank God. He's at an orphanage in the south. 142 00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:22,520 Are you going to cather him? Would you like to? 143 00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:31,655 No, excuse me. I thought you said something else. 144 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:53,359 Why should it be so serious? 145 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:56,682 Why can't they be pious And to enjoy? 146 00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:00,058 Maybe we should to become a mechanic again. 147 00:16:00,812 --> 00:16:02,062 That's what I was good at. 148 00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,782 I didn't really know what it was like automatic transmission, 149 00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:07,051 but give me a wrench and... 150 00:16:09,496 --> 00:16:12,737 - Where are you going, father? - I have to leave for a while. 151 00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:16,996 - We want to come with you. - This time you can't. 152 00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:18,329 Why not? 153 00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:22,316 Because I have another job, to a larger orphanage. 154 00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,667 Better children, more money... 155 00:16:25,697 --> 00:16:28,590 Please don't complicate my situation. 156 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:40,843 - Why don't you adopt us? - Then we could go with you. 157 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:45,150 I would like to, but I can't. I am a priest, I am not married... 158 00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:47,337 I'm marrying you. 159 00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:53,558 Go albino! 160 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,065 - Don't leave, father! - Brother Albinizi! 161 00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:02,196 Don't entertain me with a smile nice and a "goodbye"? 162 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:07,214 - Father Albinizi! - I will write to you. 163 00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:48,768 Hello, Brother Joseph. 164 00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:58,182 Hello, brothers! 165 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:48,142 Albinism. Come here, I'll give him some news. 166 00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:56,674 I must ask his forgiveness, father. 167 00:18:57,996 --> 00:18:58,309 I feel very sorry for the inconveniences created. 168 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,174 I didn't think I would upset you singing "Speedy Gonzales". 169 00:19:02,611 --> 00:19:03,791 It's a beautiful song and children like it. 170 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,946 Shut up, Albinis! You were elected Pope. 171 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,961 Because I was moving sexy. What did they do? 172 00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:13,916 Read this. 173 00:19:17,963 --> 00:19:21,784 - It must be a mistake. - Please let it be so! 174 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:26,242 - Unfortunately, it's true. - But I'm a priest, not a cardinal. 175 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,623 - I'm very sorry. - You're not much of a priest either. 176 00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:33,731 I cannot doubt it what divine spirit made them 177 00:19:34,177 --> 00:19:37,280 those in the conclave to choose you on you Pope�. 178 00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:43,494 I don't know what is happening with the Church. Contraception, women priests... 179 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,886 and now, you! 180 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,905 I love the Catholic Church, Albinizi. 181 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,977 If something happens to her, I will come after you. 182 00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:25,384 - I feel sorry for you. - Get out of here! 183 00:20:31,194 --> 00:20:32,411 Get out of here! 184 00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:42,691 What can we say about this new Pope�? 185 00:20:43,736 --> 00:20:44,786 It's called Albinizi. He's young 186 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:50,934 He was unanimously elected by the conclave And you will go out on the balcony in a few hours. 187 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,549 Leave your friends to our friends to prosper. 188 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,820 Leave the hearts of our enemies to be removed from them. 189 00:21:26,657 --> 00:21:27,434 Amen! 190 00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:31,104 I came as fast as I could, but the traffic in the Vatican is terrible. 191 00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:35,045 Pray for peace master Vittorio Corelli. 192 00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:47,011 Of course the first thing that I want to know 193 00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:50,638 that's why our friend with gray hair, 194 00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:56,388 Father Albini did not cultivate At this moment our relationship 195 00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,730 long term sitting now on the throne of the Vatican. 196 00:22:01,241 --> 00:22:04,820 How did this happen? Who is responsible for this? 197 00:22:07,449 --> 00:22:10,660 - What did he say? - He said to raise your hand. 198 00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:46,203 Albinos. Who is it? 199 00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:55,665 For years we enjoyed the most good business relationship with the Vatican. 200 00:22:56,151 --> 00:22:58,900 Because what is good for us it's good for them too. 201 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:03,014 It is also good for Italy And, automatically, it's good for us too. 202 00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:13,861 It is possible that a deaf priest which ran out of battery 203 00:23:20,681 --> 00:23:23,365 to endanger everything I have achieved so far? 204 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,472 There are many questions. 205 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:30,718 How can we be sure that the priest from Villadorma, 206 00:23:31,241 --> 00:23:34,291 whose signature it must be on those documents, 207 00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:38,112 he will not be concerned about our affairs intimate with South America? 208 00:23:40,407 --> 00:23:45,422 How can we know that this a man from the country will not poke his nose 209 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,075 in our dear Vatican Bank, 210 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:52,013 which we all know that he has big problems, Malvini. 211 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:58,583 Maybe we should ask them politely on friends from the Vatican 212 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,484 what they want to do with this mess. 213 00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:09,011 First of all, I'm sorry that you did not become Pope. 214 00:24:09,495 --> 00:24:13,397 You heard my 10 minute speech. You were the next chosen one. 215 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:17,182 What can I say except that it doesn't really matter��? 216 00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:19,023 It is only for him. 217 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:24,768 I can assure you, Master, that this Pontiff will be arranged. 218 00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:53,132 We can't pass. You will have to let's walk, Your Holiness. 219 00:25:12,431 --> 00:25:14,797 Go albino! Father Albinizi, please! 220 00:25:15,298 --> 00:25:18,392 I am the new Pope. Seriously, look! 221 00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:21,170 do you see I am. 222 00:25:24,645 --> 00:25:27,276 - What are we going to call him? - What do you say about Inocent? 223 00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:31,534 The public wouldn't believe it. The days of innocence are over. 224 00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:39,813 - Where am I? - In the Vatican, Your Holiness. 225 00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:45,571 My name is Monsignor Fitchie. I'm sorry for the confusion. 226 00:25:46,684 --> 00:25:48,371 It's an ugly way to start his days as Pope. 227 00:25:48,891 --> 00:25:50,543 I hope you won't hate us. 228 00:25:51,668 --> 00:25:54,609 I am Cardinal Rocco. Nice to meet you, Papa. 229 00:25:56,858 --> 00:25:58,487 Cardinal, my God! 230 00:26:02,164 --> 00:26:04,940 nice to meet you sir 231 00:26:05,923 --> 00:26:08,327 It would be wonderful. Like a real Pope. 232 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:09,566 Excuse me. 233 00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:12,791 Your Holiness, I know you are not feeling well and I'm sorry to rush you, 234 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,973 but the coronation is done in 15 minutes. 235 00:26:16,479 --> 00:26:17,928 If you don't mind, I will dress you with this 236 00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:20,511 And I will take you to the papal apartment. 237 00:26:21,857 --> 00:26:23,292 Your Holiness! 238 00:26:31,164 --> 00:26:33,357 - Hello, "Roma Express"? - News department. 239 00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:34,905 - I want to talk to Carlo Felici. - On the phone. 240 00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:38,989 My name is Baggio. I work at the Vatican Bank 241 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,290 And I am ready to tell you what is happening here. 242 00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:47,655 I will tell you all about all of you, especially about Corelli's channel. 243 00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:50,986 - and what do you want? - I want a lot of money 244 00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:53,274 Okay. See you at Plazza Borini at 17:00. 245 00:26:53,727 --> 00:26:54,649 - Where? - Plaza Borini. 246 00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:57,689 Plazza Borini? At 17:00? I will be there. 247 00:27:01,302 --> 00:27:02,899 I want him to know that I killed him. 248 00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:04,545 Yes, Mr. Corelli. 249 00:27:04,973 --> 00:27:09,521 I don't want to die believing that it was bad luck or an accident. 250 00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:13,648 Forget a selection with our recent crimes. 251 00:27:17,864 --> 00:27:20,437 This customer wanted to make a personal announcement. 252 00:27:21,948 --> 00:27:26,814 Yes, it must be personal. I'm not sure about the skins. 253 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:28,710 No... 254 00:27:28,711 --> 00:27:33,584 How about this? It's among the favorites. 255 00:27:34,509 --> 00:27:36,692 This looks good. Excuse me! 256 00:27:48,975 --> 00:27:51,044 You are wonderful, Luccia. 257 00:27:51,802 --> 00:27:55,345 - I sing only for you, father. - It's good. 258 00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:59,697 where were you last night Have you seen any fools? 259 00:28:00,606 --> 00:28:04,899 - No, dad. I don't see myself with boys. - Okay. 260 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,965 I only love you. 261 00:28:09,944 --> 00:28:13,835 I can't stand the thought of a boy to lay hands on you. 262 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,518 - Sound weird? - No, dad. 263 00:28:20,891 --> 00:28:25,530 I just remembered. My pressed flowers. 264 00:28:26,034 --> 00:28:28,559 He will die there. 265 00:29:01,018 --> 00:29:04,960 Hello! Willie... Beautiful color. 266 00:29:06,197 --> 00:29:09,699 I'm sorry I held you back. You were surprised. 267 00:29:11,415 --> 00:29:14,181 - What a turn, right? - Hello! 268 00:29:15,924 --> 00:29:17,842 You really have to get down on your knees always? 269 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:21,480 And you can make them kneel or not. As you wish. It's optional. 270 00:29:22,192 --> 00:29:24,407 The Last Pope he wanted to kneel. 271 00:29:46,992 --> 00:29:49,013 This is the papal bedroom, Your Holiness, 272 00:29:49,482 --> 00:29:53,617 and this is the central piece from the whole room. 273 00:29:54,368 --> 00:29:57,329 The papal bed. Many great men died in it. 274 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,354 The patterns change Tuesday and Friday. 275 00:30:00,918 --> 00:30:01,914 Do you want me to sleep here? 276 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:04,528 I assure you it is the best Vatican bedroom. 277 00:30:04,945 --> 00:30:07,064 I'm sure of it... 278 00:30:07,529 --> 00:30:10,267 Put your clothes here. These are the alarm buttons. 279 00:30:11,232 --> 00:30:12,548 If you touch one, we come running. 280 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:16,086 If you want more pillows, it is here. 281 00:30:17,111 --> 00:30:23,371 This is the apartment bathroom with tub and shower. 282 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:28,325 Believe me that in this job you will need both. 283 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,233 This is the papal office with its own chapel, of course, 284 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:37,542 in case you want to pray. 285 00:30:38,701 --> 00:30:41,660 On the other hand, if you want fun 286 00:30:42,553 --> 00:30:44,627 I think you will find it everything you need. 287 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:50,083 Here we have the refrigerator and the apartment bar. 288 00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:56,374 We want you to be completely relaxed And always comfortable. 289 00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:59,886 You are very nice. what's here 290 00:31:06,295 --> 00:31:08,250 I really need to talk who's the boss here. 291 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,875 That's you. Talk as much as you want. I'm here. 292 00:31:11,351 --> 00:31:14,726 Father, I don't know if i should talk to you 293 00:31:15,163 --> 00:31:17,593 but I was told that I was chosen of conclave as Pope 294 00:31:18,481 --> 00:31:21,289 and that it is God's will, etc... But it is clear that it was a mistake. 295 00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:25,552 There is no mistake. You are the Sovereign Pontiff. 296 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:31,481 Do you want something else? Before the coronation? 297 00:31:32,337 --> 00:31:35,691 Why don't you unpack? And see you in the chapel in 20 minutes? 298 00:32:16,982 --> 00:32:19,940 - You don't have the right man. - They all say that. 299 00:32:44,938 --> 00:32:46,698 Sorry! 300 00:32:49,956 --> 00:32:52,313 Congratulations. It's wonderful what you did in Africa. 301 00:32:52,749 --> 00:32:53,742 Would you like to? 302 00:32:55,636 --> 00:32:57,385 What a wonderful day. I think you are in the ninth heaven. 303 00:32:57,837 --> 00:32:59,897 - Africa. - I have never been there. 304 00:33:00,484 --> 00:33:02,314 You don't want to talk about it. I understand you. 305 00:33:03,508 --> 00:33:07,123 My brother is a great architect. If you want to build churches... 306 00:33:07,124 --> 00:33:09,318 Cardinal Verucci, head of marketing. 307 00:33:09,749 --> 00:33:12,130 It's going to be a wonderful year for the Catholic Church. 308 00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:15,648 let's have a big dinner let's set up the campaign. 309 00:33:15,649 --> 00:33:21,581 I voted with you, Pap�. Don't forget that. 310 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,800 Thank you. 311 00:33:25,686 --> 00:33:28,099 It would look great in white. 312 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,471 Food... 313 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:43,620 Anafur for sharing. 314 00:34:17,269 --> 00:34:19,461 Corelli! 315 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:11,558 "Dear children, this is my first day at the Vatican." 316 00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:22,906 "It's a huge place." 317 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:29,049 "There are 620 rooms." 318 00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:34,182 "My room is marked with a cross." 319 00:35:38,451 --> 00:35:44,187 "Which room will it be? It's the only one with a balcony." 320 00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:13,848 "I am proud to be with you of good and holy people." 321 00:36:35,918 --> 00:36:39,808 Open your mouth! Okay, now take the picture! 322 00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:47,468 No, closer. and closer. 323 00:36:47,884 --> 00:36:49,875 Don't do it with me in it, idiot! 324 00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:58,953 Wretched! 325 00:37:12,809 --> 00:37:14,407 The guests came, Mr. Corelli. 326 00:37:14,907 --> 00:37:17,833 Good. It's all ready, the cake, the presents? 327 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,940 - Yes. - Okay. 328 00:37:20,941 --> 00:37:25,555 Tell Luccia to hurry. Don't keep my guests waiting. 329 00:37:26,006 --> 00:37:27,840 Yes, sir. 330 00:37:38,928 --> 00:37:40,117 Lucia! 331 00:37:46,373 --> 00:37:52,162 Vittorio! Dear Master, this is the anniversary of the year. 332 00:37:53,257 --> 00:37:55,266 I can't believe that Luccia he has already turned 18. 333 00:37:55,756 --> 00:37:57,393 How fast I grow... 334 00:37:58,116 --> 00:38:00,696 He will soon make a friend And he will get married. 335 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,252 Luccia is not interested in boys. 336 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:04,931 Sure... 337 00:38:14,604 --> 00:38:17,171 Alberto, where is he? my little celebration? 338 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:22,678 Happy birthday, Luccia! 339 00:38:30,235 --> 00:38:31,406 Come on, Joe. I'm following. 340 00:38:31,407 --> 00:38:33,916 What is happening? I can't sing if it's not my girlfriend. 341 00:38:34,468 --> 00:38:38,292 - I'm not your girlfriend, Joe. - What are you talking about? You are. 342 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:43,106 and who is that? I found it in my blouse pocket. 343 00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:47,232 - It's my mother. - Very nice. 344 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:52,264 Serious. I don't see her very often. That's why in a picture with her. 345 00:38:54,045 --> 00:38:58,134 I only want you, Luccia. Special. 346 00:38:59,677 --> 00:39:02,666 stay here I'll come right away And we will have something to tell. 347 00:39:32,023 --> 00:39:36,808 Hello, Dad! He is Joe Don Dante. 348 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,602 And that's all his band. 349 00:39:39,257 --> 00:39:42,582 - I think it's good. - Where's the party, dad? 350 00:39:43,126 --> 00:39:45,210 - Do you still have girls? - I would like three. 351 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:51,914 - Dad, don't be upset. - Go upstairs, Luccia. 352 00:39:53,235 --> 00:39:58,749 Yes, dad. Good night guys! 353 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:03,175 - Sleep well, Luccia. - Good night, gentlemen! 354 00:40:05,431 --> 00:40:07,777 - Isn't there a party? - It's not. 355 00:40:11,071 --> 00:40:16,808 - Problems with drinking. - Lucia. I want to have children with you. 356 00:40:22,329 --> 00:40:24,693 - What was that? - He's a pop star. 357 00:40:27,226 --> 00:40:28,533 Kill him! 358 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:39,768 Okay, you've seen how it's done. Now I want to try together. 359 00:40:40,566 --> 00:40:43,293 Even you, brother. I want to see you get up from your chair. 360 00:40:43,883 --> 00:40:44,294 Matei, Marcu, Luca and Ion. Work until you remain fat-free. 361 00:40:47,382 --> 00:40:51,018 Matei, Marcu, Luca and Ion. Work until you remain fat-free. 362 00:40:52,543 --> 00:40:59,048 Down and we lie down. 363 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,512 Let's get down. 364 00:41:02,942 --> 00:41:06,457 We stretch them. very nice stretch. Wonderful. 365 00:41:07,169 --> 00:41:11,658 �we kick them to the sky. 366 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,815 Call Captain Bruno And tell him that we have to postpone. 367 00:41:20,326 --> 00:41:20,939 nice to meet you Your Holiness. 368 00:41:21,276 --> 00:41:23,177 My name is Father Mitchell. Please call me Bish. 369 00:41:23,558 --> 00:41:24,404 Nice to meet you, Bish. 370 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:25,774 I deal with security, 371 00:41:26,023 --> 00:41:27,411 but I'm sorry to tell you that we are not mobile now. 372 00:41:27,842 --> 00:41:29,182 God! what's the problem 373 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,855 - It's a mechanical problem. - I had the same one. 374 00:41:35,064 --> 00:41:37,070 What was the first reaction? when were you elected Pope? 375 00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:39,656 I told them they did a terrible mistake. 376 00:41:44,242 --> 00:41:46,109 What do you think about contraception? 377 00:41:46,110 --> 00:41:48,344 I think it's a good thing. 378 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:53,692 - What about women priests? - and I agree with that. 379 00:41:54,611 --> 00:41:57,081 His Holiness is still studying these problems. 380 00:41:57,565 --> 00:42:00,624 - Next question. - Carlo Felici, "Rome Express". 381 00:42:01,543 --> 00:42:05,220 What will you do about corruption Vatican banks? 382 00:42:06,722 --> 00:42:08,500 What corruption are you referring to? 383 00:42:08,501 --> 00:42:10,623 Thank you very much. That's all for today. 384 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:15,002 What's your price, Papa? How about Chile? What about Bolivia? 385 00:42:15,841 --> 00:42:18,351 How much does Corelli pay you? 386 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,537 What was he saying about corruption? 387 00:42:20,995 --> 00:42:22,688 Bullshit on your part to a communist student, Pap�. 388 00:42:23,056 --> 00:42:24,355 He would do anything to sell them the stories. 389 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,881 Don't worry. You said exactly what you had to. 390 00:42:27,329 --> 00:42:30,449 - I didn't say anything. - It's good that you didn't say. 391 00:42:30,857 --> 00:42:34,238 You are the Pope. You don't have to get involved in this. 392 00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:38,570 It's 2:45 p.m. You must canonize a missionary, to dine... 393 00:42:45,877 --> 00:42:47,160 Relax and feel good. 394 00:42:47,556 --> 00:42:50,336 I know it's scary the first time, but you will get used to the crowd. 395 00:42:50,804 --> 00:42:51,605 Are you getting used to it? 396 00:42:55,087 --> 00:42:57,366 I was the road manager of the Sex Pistols. 397 00:42:57,873 --> 00:43:01,812 This was before I was a priest. You had to see danger in Texas. 398 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:02,813 i imagine 399 00:43:05,431 --> 00:43:08,446 It's nice that you have the crowd who loves you There are no problems. 400 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,518 Yes. God, someone wants to shoot me. 401 00:43:13,913 --> 00:43:14,878 Someone is going to kill me. 402 00:43:14,879 --> 00:43:19,079 Let's get out of here! 403 00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:21,920 I am not the real Pope. It's a mistake! 404 00:43:24,885 --> 00:43:28,571 It's stupid. It's not funny. I am a holy man, faithful, 405 00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:30,567 but I had enough! 406 00:43:31,052 --> 00:43:32,860 I didn't want to be Pope. Did I ask for this? 407 00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:35,380 I don't think so, so I left! 408 00:43:36,132 --> 00:43:39,055 Look out the window because I'm gone. I'm sorry, but that's it. 409 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:43,505 - Are you leaving us so soon? - Yes. Pope for a day. 410 00:43:44,031 --> 00:43:46,386 It was wonderful. Joy for life, 411 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,385 but it's not for me 412 00:43:49,448 --> 00:43:51,533 Thank you. Hail Mary, good night! 413 00:43:51,995 --> 00:43:55,857 You believe that God did a mistake choosing you? 414 00:43:56,307 --> 00:43:58,473 God, the pot, someone. 415 00:43:59,573 --> 00:44:04,044 As Pope you have the power do a lot of good. 416 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:07,383 There are so many people that you can help... 417 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,071 who? 418 00:44:11,698 --> 00:44:14,441 Here's one. "Dear Papa, this is your lucky day�". 419 00:44:14,933 --> 00:44:17,504 "You just won $6,000 tax-free." 420 00:44:24,376 --> 00:44:26,918 "Dear Papa, seek and you will be rewarded". 421 00:44:27,355 --> 00:44:29,176 "This is our motto and it can be yours too" 422 00:44:29,631 --> 00:44:32,724 "if you invest in our new holiday complex�� from Turin". 423 00:44:33,429 --> 00:44:34,606 what do you say should we invest? 424 00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:38,908 "Dear Pope, our mission is flooded" 425 00:44:39,347 --> 00:44:42,828 "hundreds of abandoned children. Many of them will die" 426 00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:45,973 "because we don't have facilities than for 50". 427 00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:48,072 "I think all these children could be saved" 428 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:52,375 "if the government would help us, but no one cares". 429 00:44:53,319 --> 00:44:56,393 "Please help us, Papa. Yours, Sister Margareta". 430 00:44:57,253 --> 00:44:57,736 "San Paolo, Michigan". 431 00:44:58,433 --> 00:44:59,871 what do you want to do bring them here? 432 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,063 I was thinking of sending him some money. As Pap� I can do that, right? 433 00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:13,065 Father, we are the Church. We collect money, we don't donate. 434 00:45:14,007 --> 00:45:18,287 - Can you sign these? - But don't write anything on them. 435 00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:22,017 - We will take care of it. - Really? 436 00:45:23,757 --> 00:45:26,722 I think it's time to talk who cares about money knows. 437 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:31,208 Dad, what are you doing? It would be wonderful. 438 00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:34,858 You are the best Pope since I had it. 439 00:45:35,370 --> 00:45:36,713 Rome is yours. Do you have everything you want? 440 00:45:37,616 --> 00:45:40,835 What do you say about this place? And it takes your breath away, right? 441 00:45:41,885 --> 00:45:44,331 I understand that you take care of it of the finances of the Vatican. 442 00:45:44,914 --> 00:45:46,280 Someone has to do it. 443 00:45:47,205 --> 00:45:50,366 Then, in what condition are the finances of the Church? 444 00:45:53,714 --> 00:45:57,332 - Who wants to know? - Me. 445 00:45:58,782 --> 00:46:00,678 There is enough money. We have... Excuse me. 446 00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:07,288 We move at 11:45. Did I stutter? 447 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:10,919 Dad, do you mind if you can? the blue slippers and not the red ones? 448 00:46:11,293 --> 00:46:12,923 It's for TV. It's something related red and blue. 449 00:46:13,447 --> 00:46:16,169 - I love blue. - Wonderful tastes. 450 00:46:19,350 --> 00:46:22,326 Where were we left? To the millions of the Vatican. 451 00:46:23,457 --> 00:46:24,587 What did you want to do with them? 452 00:46:27,195 --> 00:46:30,227 As we both know, Cardinal, there are many people in the world 453 00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:35,352 who are hungry. I'm talking mostly about children. 454 00:46:37,787 --> 00:46:40,654 Meanwhile, we live in luxury. 455 00:46:42,682 --> 00:46:45,316 He wants to start the papacy on a positive note. 456 00:46:45,795 --> 00:46:49,778 I will take these riches And I will give to the poor. 457 00:46:51,861 --> 00:46:55,606 What a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? 458 00:46:56,491 --> 00:47:00,154 This brings us to the subject of "money". 459 00:47:00,953 --> 00:47:02,644 - Money, are we talking about the liquid ones? - Yes. 460 00:47:03,116 --> 00:47:08,411 I would like to send a fund for the good of the orphans. 461 00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:14,624 - How much do you want? - How much does the Church afford? 462 00:47:19,994 --> 00:47:22,595 Excuse us, Pope. 463 00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,659 He'd better deal with it around us. 464 00:47:41,439 --> 00:47:44,271 Dad, your idea of giving all our money to the poor 465 00:47:44,816 --> 00:47:46,487 it's a notion very Christian. 466 00:47:47,162 --> 00:47:51,140 Wonderful, but let's not forget that mercy It starts at home. 467 00:47:58,197 --> 00:48:00,060 100,000 dollars. how do i sound 468 00:48:01,321 --> 00:48:06,289 Thank you. Mr Fitchie, please send this money 469 00:48:06,872 --> 00:48:09,840 good sister with all my blessing. 470 00:48:14,701 --> 00:48:18,761 one more thing. I would like to see the accounting balance sheets. 471 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,221 It's all your fault, Rocco. 472 00:48:21,703 --> 00:48:24,712 You promised me that you would keep it under control this simple priest. 473 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,112 How do I know he's good at it? in accounting? 474 00:48:27,555 --> 00:48:28,753 what will you do 475 00:48:29,229 --> 00:48:31,461 Don't worry. I arranged the books as in the case of Rosetta Stone 476 00:48:31,932 --> 00:48:33,979 on the day he died Pope Pius. 477 00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:38,920 I should close the deal with the general before he left. 478 00:48:39,393 --> 00:48:41,799 We can't have this business in the Vatican. I am a priest. 479 00:48:42,755 --> 00:48:44,206 I am a cardinal for God's sake! 480 00:48:44,642 --> 00:48:48,058 I'm already in the Vatican. You have to take them out. 481 00:48:53,077 --> 00:48:55,539 I had to stay at golf. He would have become a professional. 482 00:48:57,896 --> 00:49:02,460 Honey, do you want to meet the Pope? I love this job! 483 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:04,232 Rocco, we're in trouble. 484 00:49:05,105 --> 00:49:07,222 I can no longer send reservations in Panama. 485 00:49:07,725 --> 00:49:11,134 Malvini, relax. The Pope wants to make an account for orphans. 486 00:49:12,165 --> 00:49:13,532 We do the transaction through him. 487 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,791 various candles, 325,000 dollars. 488 00:49:22,328 --> 00:49:28,704 Wax for polishing the floor, April, $5,422. 489 00:49:31,837 --> 00:49:32,916 Do you work late, Papa? - Hello, Bish! 490 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,877 how is it going 491 00:49:36,069 --> 00:49:38,201 I'm trying to familiarize myself what is here 492 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,582 I think you are the first Pope who looks in these books. 493 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:41,920 I'm not surprised. 494 00:49:42,357 --> 00:49:44,354 I think it will take me three weeks to see them completely. 495 00:49:44,854 --> 00:49:47,210 You could save time And look at these. 496 00:50:01,223 --> 00:50:02,826 This is the real flow of money. 497 00:50:06,223 --> 00:50:09,850 As you can see, more money comes out. 498 00:50:11,339 --> 00:50:12,786 - Can we? - and that's nothing. 499 00:50:15,336 --> 00:50:16,365 Who is this Corelli? 500 00:50:26,048 --> 00:50:31,206 I'm staying with Carlotta. She asked me to walk with her. 501 00:50:31,746 --> 00:50:34,126 Charlotte? Good girl. 502 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:40,255 Luccia, you have to promise me that you don't go out with the pop star. 503 00:50:40,728 --> 00:50:43,013 Okay, Dad. I promise! 504 00:51:10,302 --> 00:51:12,153 - Did you get the fish? - Yes. 505 00:51:12,884 --> 00:51:14,800 - What fish did you catch? - Blue one. 506 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:17,931 They are beautiful. Too bad we waste them. 507 00:51:19,088 --> 00:51:20,772 - Boys? - No, fish. 508 00:51:32,905 --> 00:51:35,142 - Stop it, Phil! - What is he doing? 509 00:51:36,495 --> 00:51:37,848 It's a fish with a note on it. 510 00:51:38,284 --> 00:51:40,146 - What does it say? - It's from your father. 511 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,433 My name is Veronica Dante. 512 00:52:03,798 --> 00:52:05,252 I was told that my son was thrown into the air. 513 00:52:05,824 --> 00:52:07,468 We haven't identified the bodies yet. 514 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:11,570 - What's his name? - Joe Don Dante. 515 00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:17,072 John Don Dante. You are lucky. He is the only one who survived. 516 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:19,686 He is in intensive care. Over there. 517 00:52:58,633 --> 00:52:59,732 Mom! 518 00:53:01,668 --> 00:53:08,339 - Joe, that would be horrible. - Is it serious? Nobody tells me. 519 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:12,903 - Is it serious? - It's serious. 520 00:53:13,463 --> 00:53:14,745 Say it's serious. 521 00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:21,195 you will get through this no joe 522 00:53:22,845 --> 00:53:26,426 - Mom, if I die... - You won't die. 523 00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:30,102 I want to die knowing who was my father 524 00:53:35,724 --> 00:53:36,684 Good. 525 00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:43,046 He was a mechanic in a garage. 526 00:53:44,534 --> 00:53:47,394 We met a year ago Before you were born. 527 00:53:50,510 --> 00:53:53,131 He fixed my car. He had hair. 528 00:53:53,850 --> 00:53:57,044 We started to go out And it became something serious. 529 00:53:57,588 --> 00:54:00,734 I was about your age And I didn't want to tie my head. 530 00:54:01,258 --> 00:54:03,271 I broke up with him and I went to Paris. 531 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,246 Then I found out I was pregnant. 532 00:54:12,478 --> 00:54:16,744 When I came back I found out that he was at the monastery. 533 00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:24,164 C� became a priest, so I never saw him again. 534 00:54:29,209 --> 00:54:37,053 Are you saying that father is a priest? 535 00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:42,869 Not. Your father is the Pope. 536 00:54:43,809 --> 00:54:45,680 You know that Popes were also strangled, poison or stab 537 00:54:46,106 --> 00:54:48,374 since the Romanians caught him on St. Peter's feet? 538 00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:49,792 in this century? 539 00:54:50,272 --> 00:54:50,794 I want to say that you can't do it alone. 540 00:54:51,179 --> 00:54:52,936 Serious? Whose side are you on? 541 00:54:53,383 --> 00:54:57,250 - You're not John Wayne, you're the Pope. - "Beak, beak"! 542 00:54:58,984 --> 00:55:01,711 - What are you looking for? - Evidence, anything... 543 00:55:03,404 --> 00:55:04,568 ok general look what's the point. 544 00:55:05,106 --> 00:55:08,478 For the Vatican to support them the government still has six months 545 00:55:09,022 --> 00:55:11,469 you have to buy all of these through the account of the orphans. 546 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,540 My criminals are still struggling with the last set sent by you. 547 00:55:40,116 --> 00:55:41,402 Serious? What is their problem? 548 00:55:41,846 --> 00:55:44,359 I say Corelli's business And they kill worse than dissidents. 549 00:55:44,849 --> 00:55:47,886 You have monkeys taking care of it. Of course I'm wrong. 550 00:55:48,393 --> 00:55:51,105 There is nothing wrong with the goods. Rockie, show them! 551 00:55:52,187 --> 00:55:53,961 - What? - Shoot! 552 00:55:58,215 --> 00:56:01,824 For God's sake! Down! 553 00:56:04,035 --> 00:56:05,669 - Can we? - Down! 554 00:56:10,896 --> 00:56:13,420 Here! I have a massage in two minutes. Do we clap or not? 555 00:56:14,123 --> 00:56:15,293 - Rocco! - Shut the hell up! 556 00:56:16,618 --> 00:56:18,390 Let's clap so I can take her... 557 00:56:18,892 --> 00:56:23,358 It's nothing. I'll take her at "popic�" let him sign it. 558 00:56:24,361 --> 00:56:26,202 That is if you know to sign his name. 559 00:56:26,753 --> 00:56:33,930 You know, PD1. I have had before thon on the throne, but he... 560 00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:38,055 Rocco... 561 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,977 It makes no difference between shit and chocolate. 562 00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:48,199 Hello, Pope! how are you feeling 563 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:52,015 Nice from you that you passed by here. 564 00:56:52,016 --> 00:56:53,753 Get to know with the people from the Mission. 565 00:56:54,191 --> 00:56:57,595 - How can I help you? - You're fired, Rocco. 566 00:56:58,825 --> 00:57:01,694 Excommunicated, excommunicated, tell him what you want. You're gone! 567 00:57:02,630 --> 00:57:04,882 do you know who i am I am Cardinal Rocco. 568 00:57:05,432 --> 00:57:06,782 You are lucky to be fed here. 569 00:57:16,146 --> 00:57:18,941 I'm on the street I have nowhere to stay. 570 00:57:20,122 --> 00:57:23,848 Don't you have money? What about those taken from the account of orphans? 571 00:57:25,069 --> 00:57:26,904 - Blackjack. - That's what it takes! 572 00:57:27,487 --> 00:57:28,732 To traffic in arms In the Vatican... 573 00:57:29,187 --> 00:57:31,817 Don't be fooled. You follow next time. 574 00:57:37,771 --> 00:57:40,439 Maybe we need to find something about His Holiness. 575 00:57:40,974 --> 00:57:42,378 There must be something dark about it in his past. 576 00:57:42,813 --> 00:57:45,572 He was definitely a serial killer Before becoming Pope. 577 00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:50,009 He must have done something. No one is 100% pure. 578 00:57:57,945 --> 00:57:59,178 i need your help God 579 00:57:59,623 --> 00:58:02,909 A quarter of the population he needs my guidance. 580 00:58:03,872 --> 00:58:05,845 I can't deceive them. 581 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:11,076 If I go on with this, we will destroy the Church. 582 00:58:11,796 --> 00:58:15,283 If I do nothing, corruption will intensify. 583 00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:18,601 We both know that. I know I shouldn't ask for something like that 584 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:21,300 but i need a sign 585 00:58:35,743 --> 00:58:39,046 - Veronica! - Hi, Dave! 586 00:58:39,585 --> 00:58:42,845 - I can't believe you are the Pope. - I can't believe you are small. 587 00:58:43,482 --> 00:58:46,166 I'm not, but that's all i could see you 588 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:51,592 We can go in a more secluded place? 589 00:59:17,461 --> 00:59:19,979 Someone killed my daughter. 590 00:59:22,676 --> 00:59:25,691 What terrible news, Mr. Corelli. We are so sorry... 591 00:59:26,151 --> 00:59:28,284 It wasn't our fault, Mr. Corelli. It was an accident. 592 00:59:29,158 --> 00:59:31,785 Who could have done it Is there something, Mr. Corelli? 593 00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:35,605 I wanted to get rid of the soloist to pop. 594 00:59:36,068 --> 00:59:38,132 It was another pop group. Another bomb. 595 00:59:38,651 --> 00:59:43,194 I want you to find the people And when you do that, you kill. 596 00:59:45,879 --> 00:59:48,557 After that I want to rip their hearts out of their chests 597 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:55,063 And bring them to me too on this tray! 598 00:59:56,395 --> 00:59:59,499 It might not be too easy, Mr. Corelli. 599 01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:02,815 When you hurry you arrive to kill innocent people. 600 01:00:03,323 --> 01:00:04,646 How did we... 601 01:00:06,466 --> 01:00:11,179 Kill innocents you want, only catch criminals. 602 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:15,208 - and bring me their hearts! - Yes, Mr. Corelli. 603 01:00:16,638 --> 01:00:18,236 On this tray, I said! 604 01:00:27,089 --> 01:00:30,946 So this is the papal apartment. Obvious. 605 01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:43,600 What a huge bed! 606 01:00:44,463 --> 01:00:47,066 The patterns change Tuesday and Friday. 607 01:00:48,933 --> 01:00:51,298 Why does the Pope need it? of such a big bed? 608 01:01:12,974 --> 01:01:16,903 - Who is she? - My little one. He is an angel. 609 01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:24,162 I'm sure it is. Can I take this off? 610 01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:45,270 You have arrived well. You are the Pope. 611 01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:55,705 - Is this what you always wanted? - No. It was a mistake. 612 01:01:57,216 --> 01:02:00,100 I thought... 613 01:02:05,784 --> 01:02:08,135 what did you do when did you leave Rome? 614 01:02:12,356 --> 01:02:16,377 It's a wonderful bathroom. Can I have a shower? 615 01:02:17,761 --> 01:02:21,652 I have no water. It's holy water, right? 616 01:02:23,245 --> 01:02:25,242 - I was joking. - You can take a bath in peace. 617 01:02:45,621 --> 01:02:48,090 what did you do did you get married 618 01:02:50,136 --> 01:02:54,775 - No. - So you don't have any children either. 619 01:02:56,977 --> 01:02:58,422 Yes. One. 620 01:03:00,356 --> 01:03:02,432 How come you didn't get married with the father of the child? 621 01:03:03,324 --> 01:03:08,370 - Or you didn't want that? - Not really. He had work. 622 01:03:12,576 --> 01:03:14,717 Do you have a boy or a girl? 623 01:03:21,038 --> 01:03:23,132 Boy. 624 01:03:25,143 --> 01:03:27,486 - I told Joe. - Dear. 625 01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:33,305 It's yours. 626 01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:40,011 Why didn't you tell me that you were pregnant? 627 01:03:41,005 --> 01:03:41,727 I didn't think you wanted me to come to knock on the monastery's door 628 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,093 With my stomach in my mouth and to say: "Father, you will be a father". 629 01:03:45,863 --> 01:03:47,285 Don't go out there. They will cheer you on. 630 01:03:48,846 --> 01:03:52,149 You know how I felt about you. I also asked you to be my wife. 631 01:03:55,437 --> 01:04:00,793 I was only 18 years old. What did you expect? I was a child. 632 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,190 Anyway, you always said that you want to be a priest. 633 01:04:06,785 --> 01:04:09,591 Yes, but I wanted you you more. 634 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:11,768 They were the most beautiful days from my life. 635 01:04:12,344 --> 01:04:15,016 when you left I took my oath. 636 01:04:18,157 --> 01:04:22,350 Now you are the Pope. I think you did well. 637 01:04:26,178 --> 01:04:30,150 - It's a nice suit. - I ran into him by mistake. 638 01:04:34,328 --> 01:04:36,131 what is it 639 01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:43,317 It's Joe. He's in the hospital. 640 01:04:45,812 --> 01:04:49,659 They think they will die. 641 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:17,860 - Where are the hearts? - They had no heart, Mr. Corelli. 642 01:05:18,186 --> 01:05:20,625 So I made a pie. 643 01:05:25,158 --> 01:05:26,889 What a treat did he kill my daughter? 644 01:05:30,497 --> 01:05:33,281 - That. - That broke the car. 645 01:05:34,899 --> 01:05:37,424 - The pig! - Don't you eat them? 646 01:05:41,812 --> 01:05:43,453 I start with the driver. 647 01:05:54,764 --> 01:05:57,890 You look a lot like the Pope. Has anyone told him yet? 648 01:06:04,777 --> 01:06:05,398 It's here. 649 01:06:11,747 --> 01:06:12,728 I'm sorry. 650 01:06:38,801 --> 01:06:40,646 - Dad? - Joe. 651 01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:44,479 - Are you really my father? - Yes. 652 01:06:49,533 --> 01:06:51,709 - Are you really the Pope? - Yes. 653 01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:57,221 Your mother told me that you are a musician. 654 01:06:58,549 --> 01:06:59,361 Did you hear what I'm singing? 655 01:06:59,805 --> 01:07:03,179 Yes. I think a part from the guitar song from "Inferno" 656 01:07:03,612 --> 01:07:05,020 it was very inventive�. 657 01:07:05,501 --> 01:07:07,009 - Really? - Yes. 658 01:07:08,138 --> 01:07:09,655 Thank you. Dad! 659 01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:17,783 We're welcome. and I signed it. Listen to it out loud. 660 01:07:19,782 --> 01:07:22,419 I will try, but how am I doing? in the Vatican these days, 661 01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:25,607 I can't complain after 22:00. 662 01:07:26,941 --> 01:07:33,446 My father, Papa. Classical. 663 01:07:35,464 --> 01:07:36,999 You look good together. did you know that 664 01:07:44,045 --> 01:07:46,829 - Do you think it will be okay? - I don't know what to say. 665 01:07:49,091 --> 01:07:50,433 I will surely succeed. 666 01:07:53,835 --> 01:07:55,861 - Do you remember this place? - No. 667 01:07:57,031 --> 01:08:00,708 You know when you had long hair and you sing around here? 668 01:08:01,233 --> 01:08:04,198 I was going to collect money from the tables. 669 01:08:04,726 --> 01:08:06,769 That was before you were Pope. 670 01:08:07,953 --> 01:08:10,186 I apologize. Am I making fun of you, Eminen��? 671 01:08:10,621 --> 01:08:13,555 I am Sanctity in fact. Eminen�� is for the Cardinals. 672 01:08:15,150 --> 01:08:17,698 - I apologize. - I missed you, Veronica. 673 01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:21,471 I had it too miss you dave 674 01:08:22,336 --> 01:08:25,245 Who would have done this to Joe? Any die-hard fans? 675 01:08:26,027 --> 01:08:27,728 Joe says it was his girlfriend's father. 676 01:08:28,153 --> 01:08:30,615 He was seeing Luccia Corelli. I never liked it. 677 01:08:31,135 --> 01:08:33,716 Corelli? Vittorio Corelli? 678 01:08:53,434 --> 01:08:55,887 Step aside! 679 01:08:57,722 --> 01:09:02,536 in the name of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. 680 01:09:07,264 --> 01:09:10,433 I love you man! I left. 681 01:09:36,651 --> 01:09:38,259 Vatican Bank 682 01:09:41,024 --> 01:09:43,002 That's the standard rate, father. 683 01:09:43,443 --> 01:09:49,124 I knew that the profit it is 8.5% per month. 684 01:09:49,562 --> 01:09:53,537 According to it, Just give me sixes. 685 01:09:53,994 --> 01:09:55,966 I have to take the money, he knows to pay the insurance 686 01:09:56,373 --> 01:09:58,749 until 17:00. Can't you make an exception? 687 01:10:07,415 --> 01:10:10,578 I'm sorry, sir. The check is not released until 18:00. 688 01:10:11,003 --> 01:10:12,725 But it's my money. I have to take them until they close. 689 01:10:13,159 --> 01:10:19,088 The bank is closed! It's over! Out! 690 01:10:20,996 --> 01:10:25,272 Take these with you. Quick, out! 691 01:10:26,394 --> 01:10:28,154 - Call the police! - It's the Pope. 692 01:10:28,762 --> 01:10:29,646 I don't care who it is. I'm calling... Please? 693 01:10:39,843 --> 01:10:41,979 Your Holiness, what are you doing to my bank? 694 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:45,521 It is the bank of the Church. in the name God, I'm closing it! 695 01:10:46,754 --> 01:10:49,255 - close the front doors. - I can't do that, sir. 696 01:10:49,774 --> 01:10:51,597 - Are you Catholic? - Yes, sir. 697 01:10:51,961 --> 01:10:56,693 - Then close the doors. - Wait a minute! 698 01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,384 I'm sure you have reasons feel this too, Holiness, 699 01:11:00,859 --> 01:11:04,641 but I have to tell you something. I represent safety in the building 700 01:11:05,127 --> 01:11:08,715 and how long I have the uniform on me, this place is open. 701 01:11:11,313 --> 01:11:16,511 Friend, you have a few moments to choose Between the service and Jesus. 702 01:11:16,932 --> 01:11:20,773 As long as you have this uniform In the bank, you are with Satan. 703 01:11:22,614 --> 01:11:25,762 right now my friend you are on the edge of the abyss 704 01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,020 that separates our salvation of eternal damnation. 705 01:11:29,505 --> 01:11:30,638 I have money in the deposit. 706 01:11:31,174 --> 01:11:32,675 Ignore these words And you will wear the uniform in Hell. 707 01:11:33,392 --> 01:11:35,684 Your immortal soul will suffer for an eternity 708 01:11:36,108 --> 01:11:39,412 perpetual pain bottomless pit, with flames. 709 01:11:40,174 --> 01:11:45,083 And if you ever want to see them the family next to the Right... 710 01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:47,238 - I don't get checks? - No! 711 01:11:47,690 --> 01:11:50,224 Give the man the money! And with that I'm done. 712 01:11:51,465 --> 01:11:54,342 The bank closed. Not? 713 01:12:00,259 --> 01:12:02,050 I locked the doors. 714 01:12:06,881 --> 01:12:08,797 Why didn't you tell me that you were pregnant? 715 01:12:09,850 --> 01:12:11,557 I didn't think you wanted me to come to knock on the monastery's door 716 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:15,102 With my stomach in my mouth and to say: "Father, you will be a father". 717 01:12:37,633 --> 01:12:39,804 What is happening? Why am I booing? 718 01:12:40,237 --> 01:12:41,424 It would be good to see this. 719 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:44,017 They wrote a story about you like having a baby. 720 01:12:44,482 --> 01:12:47,482 The new interesting news today from Rome is like the Pope 721 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:51,930 he would have had sex with his mother to a deceased rock star. 722 01:12:52,466 --> 01:12:54,468 Who is that rock star? We will find out immediately after the news. 723 01:12:55,386 --> 01:12:58,375 ...the news that His Holiness they would have had relations 724 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,073 with an American tourist. 725 01:13:00,641 --> 01:13:04,822 So far the Vatican kept silent on the subject. 726 01:13:04,823 --> 01:13:06,542 These rumors could be very well unfounded. 727 01:13:06,957 --> 01:13:10,207 - He nailed it, Harry! - Please, let's film here! 728 01:13:11,314 --> 01:13:13,280 Shut up, Shirley! 729 01:13:18,076 --> 01:13:20,097 - Is it true? - Yes. 730 01:13:20,870 --> 01:13:25,434 Then you will have to abdicate And give up Peter's throne. 731 01:13:26,981 --> 01:13:30,594 They succeeded! The Pope is kicked out. 732 01:13:31,066 --> 01:13:33,208 The Man Called Papa Dave he remained without a job. 733 01:13:33,683 --> 01:13:37,215 It's on the streets. It's history 734 01:13:39,184 --> 01:13:40,586 Now comes the time presented by Hitachi Bran, 735 01:13:40,587 --> 01:13:41,621 the funny man. 736 01:13:42,103 --> 01:13:43,920 There will be showers and wind, And temporary changes, 737 01:13:44,410 --> 01:13:46,833 hail and sleet, And God knows what else. 738 01:14:25,053 --> 01:14:25,656 I'm glad you're back, Rocco. 739 01:14:26,274 --> 01:14:30,508 Thanks Rock! There is nothing in the world like a new slave. 740 01:14:31,262 --> 01:14:32,962 Cardinals are furious. 741 01:14:36,731 --> 01:14:38,931 I always feed people who have no money 742 01:14:39,159 --> 01:14:41,225 but any man, except the Pope who does such a thing to a woman 743 01:14:41,226 --> 01:14:43,910 he deserves to be hungry. 744 01:14:44,356 --> 01:14:45,093 The latest news from Rome I say that the former Pope, 745 01:14:45,094 --> 01:14:49,374 Dave Albinizi sold a story exclusive to a newspaper. 746 01:14:49,808 --> 01:14:51,957 He claims that the mother of the rock star, Joe Don Dante 747 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:55,939 He tried to entice him from the way of the Lord 748 01:14:56,401 --> 01:14:58,468 after he left her over 15 years ago. 749 01:14:58,915 --> 01:15:01,018 She says that the Pope is lying. 750 01:15:01,482 --> 01:15:03,375 Veronica! 751 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,888 Veronica, you can't believe it these lies. 752 01:15:29,152 --> 01:15:30,909 He wouldn't say such a thing. Veronica! 753 01:15:32,481 --> 01:15:37,157 The truth is that this guy that somehow crept in here 754 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:43,524 It was not the man who became the Pope chosen by God for you. 755 01:15:44,710 --> 01:15:50,555 - It wasn't the real Albini. - I chose Albini. 756 01:15:52,618 --> 01:15:57,456 - My name is not Albinizi. - this is the other one. 757 01:15:57,457 --> 01:16:03,013 - Which one did we choose? - On Albini, the deaf! 758 01:16:04,187 --> 01:16:05,248 That's it, gentlemen. 759 01:16:05,744 --> 01:16:08,782 We can thank God that we have right here 760 01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:11,187 the right choice of God. 761 01:16:11,628 --> 01:16:15,379 The real gray Fredo. A dream in Latin, 762 01:16:15,937 --> 01:16:19,366 "nobody puts up with my church", Albini! 763 01:16:38,704 --> 01:16:40,528 Not bad for an office. 764 01:16:43,385 --> 01:16:45,189 Whom to excommunicate first? 765 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:56,052 My name is Dave. I'm a priest, that's all 766 01:16:56,507 --> 01:17:01,327 in the name of the Father, and in the name of the Son, 767 01:17:02,798 --> 01:17:05,543 This son is returning home. 768 01:17:06,994 --> 01:17:07,886 Thank you, sir. 769 01:17:18,730 --> 01:17:22,457 - What are you doing? - But I... 770 01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:26,066 Little tycoon! Come back! 771 01:17:29,755 --> 01:17:32,398 Come here! Give me back the box! 772 01:17:33,641 --> 01:17:38,632 Wait, unexpected child! Come here! Give me the box! 773 01:17:40,135 --> 01:17:42,551 - Give it to me! - I'm an orphan. 774 01:17:43,093 --> 01:17:45,677 Paolo? 775 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,974 - What are you doing here? - This is where I live. 776 01:17:52,596 --> 01:17:54,120 - Where? - Here. 777 01:17:57,447 --> 01:17:59,430 - What are you looking for in Rome? - I came to look for you. 778 01:18:00,437 --> 01:18:02,401 You shouldn't have done that. 779 01:18:02,856 --> 01:18:05,020 The state will be Worried about you. 780 01:18:05,498 --> 01:18:08,167 - He left. Has it closed? - Did the orphanage close? 781 01:18:08,646 --> 01:18:11,122 Yes. Now you can't send me back 782 01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,628 I like it here. 783 01:18:13,123 --> 01:18:15,674 Yes, it's an entrance very beautiful. 784 01:18:16,172 --> 01:18:18,394 - Do you mind if I stay with you? - You can stay here. 785 01:18:20,977 --> 01:18:23,369 Maria had chosen well her first communion. 786 01:18:23,803 --> 01:18:25,201 But the old lady? Who did you see? 787 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:29,487 Giuseppe still does things paper fun 788 01:18:29,488 --> 01:18:30,915 that no one buys? 789 01:18:43,766 --> 01:18:46,508 what did you bring Fish? 790 01:18:46,509 --> 01:18:48,725 It's Friday. I always eat on Friday. 791 01:18:49,462 --> 01:18:51,186 Any Catholic knows this. 792 01:18:51,704 --> 01:18:55,070 We will change that. From tomorrow fish is not eaten on Friday. 793 01:18:55,563 --> 01:18:57,448 not even wednesday not on another day. 794 01:18:58,044 --> 01:19:02,098 But I like fish. I'm the Pope. I eat what I want. 795 01:19:03,003 --> 01:19:06,992 - According to Saint Augustine... - You. I'm leaving! 796 01:19:07,839 --> 01:19:11,029 They say "leave, Monseigneur", if you don't mind... 797 01:19:33,021 --> 01:19:34,184 how much do we have 798 01:19:34,661 --> 01:19:37,090 We have enough for a coffee. Let's go! 799 01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:55,596 - How about some spaghetti? - Chocolate. 800 01:19:56,059 --> 01:19:58,185 You only want chocolate. 801 01:19:59,749 --> 01:20:05,272 - Can I join? - Sure. 802 01:20:07,410 --> 01:20:08,549 Only the fact that I saw it the name in the newspaper 803 01:20:08,995 --> 01:20:13,121 and all the things that are supposed what would you have told them... I don't know... 804 01:20:13,707 --> 01:20:15,870 I should have known you wouldn't say never has anything 805 01:20:16,324 --> 01:20:19,401 because it never was that's between us. No, Dave? 806 01:20:20,210 --> 01:20:25,120 Dave? Anyway, I have to admit 807 01:20:26,788 --> 01:20:30,456 that when I read some things which it should not have 808 01:20:31,295 --> 01:20:33,593 never tell them because I didn't do them 809 01:20:34,113 --> 01:20:35,596 I wish I had made them. 810 01:20:36,526 --> 01:20:41,364 It was like you didn't say anything what i thought you said 811 01:20:41,827 --> 01:20:43,304 but you didn't say... 812 01:20:43,909 --> 01:20:49,209 It was like that you would have read my mind. 813 01:20:56,956 --> 01:20:57,543 Dinner is ready. 814 01:21:22,555 --> 01:21:23,890 Thank you, Veronica. 815 01:21:25,974 --> 01:21:28,639 I don't even deserve a kiss Your Holiness? 816 01:21:51,503 --> 01:21:53,657 - I see that they have found a new Pope. - How do you look? 817 01:21:54,134 --> 01:21:58,932 - Not as bad as the other one. - He has beautiful gray hair. 818 01:22:02,416 --> 01:22:05,982 What the hell is going on here, Corelli? I just went to the bank. 819 01:22:06,393 --> 01:22:07,954 They disappeared all gold reserves 820 01:22:08,451 --> 01:22:10,747 and my name was taken off the u��. 821 01:22:11,296 --> 01:22:14,188 I thought that after that scandal with the bank would be fine 822 01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,797 take a long sabbatical. 823 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:20,134 Serious? Listen to me, friend! I have the money here. 824 01:22:20,914 --> 01:22:23,454 - You can't do that! - I can't, Cardinal? 825 01:22:23,916 --> 01:22:25,234 Do you say "you can't" to a Pope? 826 01:22:26,188 --> 01:22:27,758 I like this. I am the Pope. Kiss my ring! 827 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:29,631 Kiss me! Listen! 828 01:22:30,094 --> 01:22:32,899 We had an understanding. Eu ��i b�gam idiotul 829 01:22:33,311 --> 01:22:36,722 pentru c��iva ani �i noi �mp�r�eam c�tigul Vaticanului, 830 01:22:37,468 --> 01:22:39,354 dup� care eu deveneam Pap�. 831 01:22:40,370 --> 01:22:42,441 Thank you for your help! 832 01:22:43,747 --> 01:22:44,940 Why did you do that? 833 01:22:46,677 --> 01:22:48,561 Don't shoot people in my apartment! 834 01:22:49,104 --> 01:22:51,171 Now you're really getting on my nerves. 835 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,486 - Reservations Office. - Yes... TWA? 836 01:23:09,896 --> 01:23:12,878 Bish, the man they want let the Pope crown him 837 01:23:13,323 --> 01:23:14,058 he's one of Corelli's men. 838 01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:15,060 You're kidding! Cardinal Albini? 839 01:23:15,803 --> 01:23:16,644 They crown him in 20 minutes. 840 01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:19,809 It's like putting Satan to the throne. We have to do something. 841 01:23:20,318 --> 01:23:21,666 We will crown him with this. 842 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:25,325 Don't notice me. 843 01:23:25,788 --> 01:23:29,138 I'm just trying to find a place where to die in shame. 844 01:23:29,139 --> 01:23:32,653 - Can you propitiate me, Pope? - Yes. 845 01:23:36,838 --> 01:23:39,361 I guess he's sorry that you got involved in this matter. 846 01:23:41,489 --> 01:23:44,538 I better share you. It's now or never. 847 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:50,491 I think you are right. We should choose 848 01:23:50,995 --> 01:23:52,943 the short version, because if I must confess 849 01:23:53,366 --> 01:23:54,466 we have to stay here for a week. 850 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,479 Almost everything you can think of I did. 851 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,772 - That's your confession, isn't it? - Not really. 852 01:24:20,194 --> 01:24:23,132 Repeat after me: I regret my sins. 853 01:24:23,788 --> 01:24:26,993 - I regret my sins. - I forgive my enemies. 854 01:24:28,165 --> 01:24:29,756 I forgive my enemies. 855 01:24:31,481 --> 01:24:35,789 I absolve you ad omnibus censurium et... 856 01:24:36,794 --> 01:24:38,214 do you open it? 857 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:49,836 - Hello. - Rocco, where the hell are you? 858 01:24:50,426 --> 01:24:52,000 - It's a woman. - I can't speak. 859 01:24:52,470 --> 01:24:54,232 I'm afraid it's not available. 860 01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:58,974 I'd better answer, otherwise don't keep silent. 861 01:25:00,635 --> 01:25:05,146 I am. You will have to to cancel tonight's meeting. 862 01:25:05,927 --> 01:25:06,908 I'm not avoiding you. 863 01:25:09,128 --> 01:25:11,238 I know I refused you too last week, 864 01:25:11,719 --> 01:25:13,703 but it's different now. 865 01:25:14,673 --> 01:25:17,484 Honey, you know I love you. 866 01:25:20,222 --> 01:25:24,033 The women! You can't live with them you can't live... 867 01:25:47,904 --> 01:25:49,539 He will be crowned in a minute. You have to get there. 868 01:26:00,577 --> 01:26:02,710 Stop! where is your ticket 869 01:26:03,176 --> 01:26:05,621 - I don't need it. I'm the Pope. - You are gone! 870 01:26:10,134 --> 01:26:11,765 - Are you Catholic? - Of course I am. 871 01:26:12,189 --> 01:26:14,250 Why do you think I'm wearing it? what uniform is this? 872 01:26:25,019 --> 01:26:27,633 I'm not surprised that no one goes anymore at church. 873 01:26:39,632 --> 01:26:43,395 You don't have the right man! It's not Albini! 874 01:26:43,396 --> 01:26:48,685 - Shut up! - It's not Cardinal Albini. 875 01:26:49,132 --> 01:26:51,021 He is a mistake. I am God's choice. 876 01:26:51,022 --> 01:26:52,624 Look, I have gray hair. 877 01:26:53,046 --> 01:26:55,138 Make an even bigger mistake than you did last time. 878 01:26:55,594 --> 01:26:57,996 I didn't want you. You made a typo. 879 01:26:59,569 --> 01:27:02,914 This is our infallible choice. The grizzled original, 880 01:27:03,414 --> 01:27:05,171 "I dream" in Latin. 881 01:27:05,572 --> 01:27:08,768 - It's a wig! - Can we? 882 01:27:10,785 --> 01:27:12,814 It never existed Cardinal Albini. 883 01:27:13,322 --> 01:27:15,237 this is crazy an arms dealer 884 01:27:15,701 --> 01:27:17,358 named Vittorio Corelli. 885 01:27:20,899 --> 01:27:24,108 is it true Aren't you Albini? 886 01:27:25,113 --> 01:27:26,840 No, I'm not. 887 01:27:29,172 --> 01:27:32,857 I am Pope Vittorio I, Emperor of the Vatican. 888 01:27:33,317 --> 01:27:36,082 Do you want a powerful driver? You have one. 889 01:27:40,319 --> 01:27:44,346 Enough with the good Pope. I'm back to the good old days. 890 01:27:44,909 --> 01:27:47,441 Baptize yourself or you will be burned! 891 01:27:48,412 --> 01:27:53,170 The new Pope with human sacrifices. He will start a new crusade. 892 01:27:56,219 --> 01:27:57,817 Back off Rookie I know what I'm doing. 893 01:27:58,802 --> 01:28:02,488 I am not a typo. I am the new Pope. 894 01:28:05,042 --> 01:28:07,630 Dad... 895 01:28:08,685 --> 01:28:11,746 I love you, dad! That's what my daughter used to tell me. 896 01:28:12,202 --> 01:28:13,529 I'll take you home. 897 01:28:15,187 --> 01:28:21,243 I'll take you, you son of a bitch! You hesitated. Are you afraid to die? 898 01:28:22,383 --> 01:28:26,073 Do you see this? He rules the world. 899 01:28:26,573 --> 01:28:32,163 Not him, not them, but me. 900 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,726 Pope Vittorio, the chosen one. 901 01:28:57,017 --> 01:28:59,970 Maybe until the end you really are God's choice. 902 01:29:00,727 --> 01:29:03,245 I don't think so. I'm getting married on Wednesday. 903 01:29:04,706 --> 01:29:07,800 Congratulations! God help them. 904 01:29:31,715 --> 01:29:33,063 What can I say? 905 01:29:34,387 --> 01:29:36,890 If you need to fix his car, You know where to find me. 906 01:29:42,244 --> 01:29:45,258 - Bye, Bish! - See you on Wednesday. 907 01:29:45,953 --> 01:29:47,098 - Are you coming? - Don't you need a priest? 908 01:29:47,976 --> 01:29:50,453 - Sure. See you there. - See you there, Dave. 909 01:29:50,938 --> 01:29:52,071 Bye! 910 01:30:21,794 --> 01:30:25,030 The Catholic world is still shaking today because the new Pope�, 911 01:30:25,668 --> 01:30:32,008 She was a mother, she announced that she would the Vatican gold of the poor. 912 01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,876 We will talk to her directly In a few moments. 913 01:32:09,683 --> 01:32:14,455 SF�R�IT